Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
