Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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