So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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