There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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