She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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