Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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