i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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