States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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