He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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