I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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