it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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