Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
my liver is dry heaving
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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