So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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