so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I look better un-naked...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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