Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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