i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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