I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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