What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you made out with another girl for some wings
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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