i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
