For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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