You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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