Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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