ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
