I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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