My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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