dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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