is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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