All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
it's like iHOP with fire
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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