the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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