what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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