Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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