i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The adults are the big ones right?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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