Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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