I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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