I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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