your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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