I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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