I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I can't turn off my feet"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Randomize
