I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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