I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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