Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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