Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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