I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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