I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
