Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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