VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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