she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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