He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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