The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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