Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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