dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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