My first STD was from a foam party
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
