I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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