He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
it was like having sex with a tree stump
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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