what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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