school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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