I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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