Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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