Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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